Maarja Desu

• me 50% of the time: I want to do well in school and make my parents proud and wear pretty clothes and do yoga and drink green tea and be in control of my life
• me the other 50%: I want to drink too much and not care about anyone and kiss boys whose names I don't remember and always go out with my friends and be out of control
• me actually: *sitting in my bed, tumbling, listening to music or watching tv, eating, crying, doing nothing all day long*

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

(via murtaghh)

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via onhans)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via searedontomyhearts)

• me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

occvpied:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

(Source: wishtoconfess, via just-a-skinny-gay-kid)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell, via imjustaveryperplexperson)

arisaavena:

hiddledbythebatch:

territorialcreep:

rusharound:

atomiccrowbars:

stitchedego:

thebaronofthebells:

liking someone who is already in a relationship

Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship

Liking someone who doesn’t like you back

 

Liking someone who doesn’t exist.

Liking someone

Liking yourself

this easily became the best thing on tumblr

(via imjustaveryperplexperson)